Splintfest DVD Trailer!

Splintfest 2009

Splintfest 2009
Jenkins v Reeser

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Walk Now for Autism

What is Splintfest

"None shall know what heights of greatness they are capable of if there are no mountains before them to scale."
-Archibald Splintheimer, 1863

In any mans life, there will come a time when they must summon all the strength, courage and skill within themselves and compete for the greatest prize of all....immortality. We shall know when that time has come, as the calling will resonate within our souls and stir a passion within...a passion which was once thought to be lost forever. With no choice but to accept the call to arms, our warriors charge steadfast into the arena of fate, casting aside the fears and hesitation of lesser men. Onto what stage do they venture to seize the glory of victory and spoils of immortality? The greatest stage known to man...Splintfest.

Splintfest 2009 will showcase a head to head competition between Eric "The Holy Warrior" Jenkins and Tim "Commando" Reeser, two men at the pinnacle of their field. Each will be put through the same test to find out definitively who among them shall be known henceforth as the greatest splinter of their generation.

The competition will be broken up into 3 specific events and a panel of 3 judges will score the contestants. The contestant with the most points at the end of the event will be named Splint Champion of 2009.

Hosted by Yolo County Operations, Splintfest 2009 will be held at the West Sacramento station, with ceremonies beginning at 1200. The event is open to all and all are encouraged to come and behold one of the greatest spectacles to be witnessed by human eyes. Drinks and refreshments will also be served.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Splintfest Master of Ceremonies!

Splintfest is pleased announce our Master of Ceremonies...a man who needs little introduction... Mr. Gabe Cruz! An MICP, Interim Supervisor, Paramedic Preceptor and NCTI Professor Extraordinaire, Mr. Cruz brings years of MC experience to Splintfest, as many of you remember him from such events as IVFest, BVMFest, and everyone's favorite, SpitsockFest.

A graduate of the Dick Clark Academy of Ceremony Officiating, Mr. Cruz brings an energy and excitement to Splintfest unlike anyone else.  Some say that Mr. Cruz actually MC'd his own birth from within the womb, while other reports have placed him in ancient Rome hosting the might gladiator battles in the Coliseum.  While the truth may never be fully known, what we do know is that Mr. Cruz will make Splintfest a monumental event for the ages.

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