Since Splintfests conception and through out its progression, there have been a myriad of difficult questions that must be asked and answered! Does the Splinting arena have a retractable roof should we experience in climate weather during the event? Is there enough electro-magnetic pull from the giant magnet being shipped from Livermore Labs to avoid degradation and subsequent instability of the valence electrons within our mercury ion rockets? What about the judges? Is it possible to judge splinting perfection? The governing bodies of Splintfest 2009 have answered the latter question with a resounding yes! There is too much currently at stake to have these centurions of Splintfest policies and procedures not deployed into action… and now, we at Splintfest 2009 proudly present our judges!
Walking through 555 Matmor Rd. gives one a sense of being. A place where the aromas of the old country blend together in an olfactory symphonic arrangement as they waft through the summer breeze; telling a story of what once was. I can see Jalisco in all of its vibrancy; the folklore of Ixtapa, and the soul of Vera Cruz. You can’t fight the inviting sensation of community and food sure enough to tempt even the most stoic of individuals into a fit of epicurean indulgence. This is Woodland, Ca, a place where our first judge not only resides, but is a stalwart defender of life and property. Woodland Fire Depts. own Walter Scruggs is a Manly mans man, so much of a man in fact that it must be written in scientific notation. He possesses the wisdom of a Mao Tse Tung, the bottomless depth of a David Hume, and the analytical prowess of John Von Nueman. Mr. Scruggs was extremely excited with the prospect of serving as a Splintfest Judge stating. “I have been everywhere, seen everything, and done everything… except Splintfest. It is with great admiration and humbleness that I accept this position on behalf of the citizens of Woodland, Ca.” Splintfest thanks you in advance for you contribution Mr. Scruggs.
